I did that in real life.I was on a dull course for work about 12 years ago and a Geordie fellow I worked with walked into the terminally dull canteen area and said 'Roy Castle has died of lung cancer'.
I shouted 'Yeeeeeees! That tap dancing fucker!' and made a fist as the rest of the people looked, as if hypnotised, at their processed meals.
(I shouted 'Yeeeeeees! That tap dancing fucker!' and made a fist as the rest of the people looked, as if hypnotised, at their processed meals.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:39,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!you didn't end up sacked did you?
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:41,
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No.It was a different age.
*dons buttoned jacket*
*attempts to get knees up Mother Brown*
*is arrested for knee-rape*
(*dons buttoned jacket*
*attempts to get knees up Mother Brown*
*is arrested for knee-rape*
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:48,
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As I said to the arresting officer"If it can fit a knee, it's not rape"
That was taken down and used against me as evidence.
(That was taken down and used against me as evidence.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52,
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Knee rape!Hahahahaha! I'm stealing that. I hope you don't mind :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 1:52,
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