I think they have me pegged actually.last saturday was pretty hazy. I really was 'soooo drunk' not my fault, honest.
I woke up on sunday unsure of how I had gotten home. had bruises on my left arm and a few cuts on my right. aparently a friend of mine was punching his door and generally being an agressive little shit. he then dared me to hit it as hard as I could and aparently I had hit straight through the damned door. cutting my arm and making a big fucking hole through it.
(I woke up on sunday unsure of how I had gotten home. had bruises on my left arm and a few cuts on my right. aparently a friend of mine was punching his door and generally being an agressive little shit. he then dared me to hit it as hard as I could and aparently I had hit straight through the damned door. cutting my arm and making a big fucking hole through it.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:27,
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oh don't getme started on drunk stories. I once stole a horse drunk.
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:31,
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ha ha hathat's great!
i usually just wreck stuff by accident and have sex in inapropriate locations
(i usually just wreck stuff by accident and have sex in inapropriate locations
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:33,
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haha. I've had drunken sexup against a tree in the middle of Shepherds Bush Green and on the slide of a kiddies park in Hammersmith. Booze just fucks me up.
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:35,
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the poor kidsyou ought to be locked up!
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Gigantic! A big big love!,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:37,
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guess one of my worst was behind a bush in the garden of an ongoing partyeveryone at the party knew and most of them saw us going at it...
a bit awkward the following monday at school.
aspecially as there where three other girls who quite fancied me at the party. oh well
(a bit awkward the following monday at school.
aspecially as there where three other girls who quite fancied me at the party. oh well
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:41,
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that's lovelyyou gave 3 girls rug rubbing material for months afterwards
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:45,
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hahnever thought of it like that :)
puts a more positive spin on it
one of those three girls was squite nice and I'd thought about giving her a go for a while (partially because she had absolutely beautiful norks) but after that party she didn't fancy me so much any more.
damn prude!
(puts a more positive spin on it
one of those three girls was squite nice and I'd thought about giving her a go for a while (partially because she had absolutely beautiful norks) but after that party she didn't fancy me so much any more.
damn prude!
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:50,
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My most horrific moment was sobering up just enough to realize thatI was stuck up my girlfriend on the couch of my ex girlfriend with my ex and my SISTER in the room fully aware of what was going on. ( I thought I was being sneaky in the dim party light ) I better leave it there as I have a feeling that I'll always have annother story and I'll just be shamed to shit if some of them get out ;)
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:47,
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ha haclassic ;)
alcohol really can make you do some crazy stuff.
but I figure it's worth it. you need a wide cariety of experiences in life
(alcohol really can make you do some crazy stuff.
but I figure it's worth it. you need a wide cariety of experiences in life
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Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:52,
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