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# Ahem = 'Manley Man'
Tell me all your superhero jokes.

Except any you might have about Captain America - he's a gayer.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Well...
Teh one i was thinking is
Superman was flying about, as superman does. He looks down and sees wonderwomen spread out on teh floor, fully nakid, writhing about like the devils whore. he thinks "aye aye, i'll have a bit of that" and zooms in with superman speed and fucks the shit out of her faster than the human eye.
Wonder women says "What was that?!" to which the invisible man replys "Fucked if i know, but my arse isnt half sore"
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a common honey producing insect.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# The only reply i can come up with
is thanks. m'lord.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# You are more than welcome.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# i dont gettit...
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Go out more,
lower your standards and pay more attention to personal grooming.
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# *does*
woo to advice, if i gettit i shal;l notifyu teh board with a biggg...ish pic of me gettiting!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Stupid Bee's Moustache.
What's not to get?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# oohh, i get it now.
Silly me, brain is not useful!
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# *doesn't believe that he gets it*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Stupid moustache bee?
*belms*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:13, archived)