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# Boredom costs lives!

(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Only 30c too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Goatse superstar right there!
hehe

wait a sec..............GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# haha
poor kid

do you think superman would use lube, or go in dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Dry
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# probably go in dry
batman on the other hand would go for his batlube....
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Hes a manly man
he'd be totally dry
but like the old joke about the invisible man and wonder woman, it would be over in seconds
(Jackio, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Ahem?
Tell us about the invisible plane then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# You mean the wonder woman on the floor as superman flys over`
or the wonder women taking a crap?!
(Jackio, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ahem = 'Manley Man'
Tell me all your superhero jokes.

Except any you might have about Captain America - he's a gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Well...
Teh one i was thinking is
Superman was flying about, as superman does. He looks down and sees wonderwomen spread out on teh floor, fully nakid, writhing about like the devils whore. he thinks "aye aye, i'll have a bit of that" and zooms in with superman speed and fucks the shit out of her faster than the human eye.
Wonder women says "What was that?!" to which the invisible man replys "Fucked if i know, but my arse isnt half sore"
(Jackio, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a common honey producing insect.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# The only reply i can come up with
is thanks. m'lord.
(Jackio, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# You are more than welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# i dont gettit...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Go out more,
lower your standards and pay more attention to personal grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# *does*
woo to advice, if i gettit i shal;l notifyu teh board with a biggg...ish pic of me gettiting!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Stupid Bee's Moustache.
What's not to get?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# oohh, i get it now.
Silly me, brain is not useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# *doesn't believe that he gets it*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Stupid moustache bee?
*belms*
(redthing, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:13, archived)
# I want the 'taking a crap' joke now
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Knock knock?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Doctor
...
(redthing, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Doctor Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Yes!!!!
Disappears in Tardis...
(redthing, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Bad man, very bad
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Right, I've got a knock knock joke.
You start.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Go on jackio,
tell it like it is sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# IT'S FULL OF SNAKES
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# THE ONE THAT SAYS "BAD MOTHERFUCKER" ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:55, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THE PLANE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:26, archived)
# well
besides the kids the kind of people who frequent comic shops may be buying that....
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Odd.
I think thats supposed to be Jimmy Olsen, Supermans "pal."

Reckon he gave him a bout of Kryptonoids.

Or not/
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# olsen was ginger though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ging
Good point, must be some random kid Supes raped then, was kinda hoping he only bummed his friends but that doesnt seem so.

Bloody shame.
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# you should include that in the comp
it's ace
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
quite
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Oh shit!
Where has the "suggest newsletter link" gone.

I was gonna post (read: "Sugggest") this.
Asteroids with a cock

Is it GC?

Edit: This post is woo worthy. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Too hard and not worth the condom joke,
but fun enough for a Friday game.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)
# There's a whole board dedicated to it now
I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:52, archived)
# Ah! The links board?
Sorry, I am drunk for probably the third time since joining this wonderful cummunity [sic].

I really love you guys, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Poor little fucker's
already got spunk seeping out of his eyes. Superman must be the latest in a constant stream of batty-heroes to rip through that young chap's quivering ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Bitten by a radioactive gaylord?
Battyheroes!?

Pfft!
(loverat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# BATTYHEROES!!!!


O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:21, archived)
# wasnt something like this FP?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Superdickery!!!
Hooray!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:45, archived)