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# How'd you do it then?
Wanking near a spoke shave?
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I was trying to pick
a splinter from my nail bed with a penknife blade, but kinda jerked my arm, thusly knocking teh blade a full 90 degress, and shattering said nail.

*wobbling lip*
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:20, archived)