There once was a young cow from Huddersfield
Whose milk she simply just wouldn't yield
When asked why this was
She answered 'because
I do not like 'avin' my udders feeled'
/is also a cow from Huddersfield, is not so fussy
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back,
Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:36,
archived)