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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:29, archived)

I've only ever been to 'uddersfield once

and on that occasion, I was in the train station toilets, washing my hands, when this old codger comes up to me and says hello. So being nice, I say hello back. He then goes on about how there should be clothes pegs in the toilet cubicles to hang you jacket on. Fair point, so I tell him that it's not very goos is it/crap etc, and the old fucker goes into a right old strop. He says:

"No!! No, you just don't get it! No! You stupid...No! No, you stupid cunt, no! you don't know, you cunt! Fuck you, go on, fuck off! Stupid...No!!!"

It wasn't all bad though. Later on while waiting for the train I got to see the same routine on some of the station guards, and when they responded that they don't deal with the toilets, they got even more abuse than I did.

So yeah, go to lovely 'uddersfield.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:33, archived)

I like this

because it is not "my town has chavs in it"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:35, archived)

There once was a young cow from Huddersfield

Whose milk she simply just wouldn't yield
When asked why this was
She answered 'because
I do not like 'avin' my udders feeled'

/is also a cow from Huddersfield, is not so fussy

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 11:36, archived)