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# Right
You made me do it! I got the train times and I'm going to Lincoln for lunch and a little wander about tomorrow. Hurrah!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Please come back and tell the board how great it is.
I'm really sorry that I can't meet up with you, but y'know, mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I'm a grumpy old bastard anyway, I'd only upset you
As for mothers, I've found they are best ignored, saves all sorts of trouble
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# You'd upset me? Oh gosh. How on earth would you do that?
And I love my mother, so that's OK. She's taking me grocery shopping, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I upset everyone*, being a train conductor it's part of the job description. Get your mum to buy you Midget Gems, the king of all gums based confections.


*Actually quite a decent chap on the quiet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 17:42, archived)