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Quick, Dirty and....

...I can't believe no-one's done this yet..

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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 3:43, archived)

Nice

But you killed teh board.
F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4

I sure could use abandonnship right now...

*touches himself*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:02, archived)

iiiii don't want

anybody else
when I think about abandonship
I touch myself...

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:06, archived)

Really?

Me too!

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:07, archived)

I know I do.

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:08, archived)

Whee!

*tap dances*

Guess who's here!

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:11, archived)

Is it That Nikon Fella?

he's nice

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:14, archived)

Guess again...

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:17, archived)

*Wakes up*

*blushes*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:17, archived)

Well, I suppose he is, now.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:18, archived)

Hehe, sorry

Was just browsing guitar tabs...

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:20, archived)

You're jinxing my chances with the ladies!

Err... lady. Err... no chance. Nevermind.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:22, archived)

Haha

I'm too busy for ladies right now anyway ;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:28, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaah

too busy for the ladies eh?

whats his name? ;););)

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:30, archived)

Mr hand

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:34, archived)

It seems not!

You lady-snatcher.

Yes, not baby-snatcher, lady-snatcher.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:31, archived)

pfft, snatch

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:31, archived)

Why don't you go ahead

And stick that innuendo in-your-end-o.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:34, archived)

*doubles your enendre*

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:37, archived)

Stupid French. So confusing.

Stick it in your decent? err...

*fails*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:40, archived)

*hopes it has to do with SCIENCE!*

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:35, archived)

At least you didn't swoon over him

Or give yourself a preemptive self slap.

That used to be ours...

*sobs cluching picture of abandonnship*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:36, archived)

yeah,

way back one or two days

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:41, archived)

Hahahah

It feels like years when you're away for even a minute...

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:43, archived)

yeah man

when I'm away from myself it's a lot like that

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:46, archived)

Heh...

Well, I may be back later, I may not. Don't hold your breath or you may die.

*blows a kiss*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:48, archived)

a fan of DMT?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:49, archived)

De-Militarised Tanks?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:52, archived)

Database Management Technology?

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:53, archived)

Dirty Manchester Tarts?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:57, archived)

Diamagnetic Moldable Transvestites?

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:58, archived)

Dioxymethyltoluene?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:02, archived)

dimethyltryptamine

actually

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:04, archived)

Dextromethorphan

actually

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:09, archived)

im still talking about DMT

you are talking about DXM
but good effort :)

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:15, archived)

I'm so behind!

TRYPTOPHAAAAAN

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:18, archived)

no?

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:53, archived)

whoops

meant DXM

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:55, archived)

yeah

no?
edit: I GET IT NOW

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:57, archived)

guess

i can't expect everyone to know of the mind altering chemicals sold on the street.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 5:01, archived)

hehe

hello!
*hugs*

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:21, archived)

*Hugs tight*

*Also legs it before Dr chases me off with a broom*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:24, archived)

don't worry

I've got a dustpan

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:25, archived)

EEK!

*hides broom behind back and whistles innocently*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:26, archived)

Yay!

we can eat lots of biscuits and not worry about the mess! Oh and fight off brooms of course.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:27, archived)

It's a useful weapon

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:29, archived)

I'll sweep the crumbs up!

*defeatedly scavenges for brownie points*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:29, archived)

brownie crumb points?

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:31, archived)

Stupid analogies.

*sweeps slowly and grumpily*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:32, archived)

alternately,

whenever I touch myself, I touch abandonnship

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:11, archived)

iiiii don't want

anybody else
when I think about you
I touch abandonship.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:12, archived)

Is that who's touching me?

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:14, archived)

kind of just blurs together

after a while, huh?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:15, archived)

That and the whiskey

make for an evening without clear actions

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:17, archived)

that reminds me of an ironic product name

everclear

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:17, archived)

hahaha

it iiiis, isn't it
wonderful

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abandonnship, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:18, archived)

Ooh, a hint!

*checks pockets*

*slumps*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:18, archived)

Lay off, buddy!

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:15, archived)

wanna rastle?

*puts up dukes*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:15, archived)

Err... not particularly.

*keeps dukes nice and down, thankyouverymuch*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:17, archived)

suit yourself

but uh...
its getting hot in herr...
so take off all your clothes.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:19, archived)

But not abandonnship

Her cooties might spread.

Just you... and me...

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:20, archived)

get over yourself Nelly

go piss on a little girl...
or is that a different rap "artist"?

*googles*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:22, archived)

*fumes silently*

*mumbles something about being named first*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:23, archived)

very sorry

its R. Kelly who did that...
you know the one not in touch with his sexual orientation.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:24, archived)

I was thinking more of a naked pillow-fight...

You naughty boy. YOu said the s word.

And if I liked Nelly I wouldn't quote the Divinyls, most likely.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:25, archived)

Now that I think of it, naked hide-and-seek would be fun too.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:28, archived)

i wasn't accusing you of liking him

or myself for that matter...

for that conviction would certainly result in the death sentence.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:29, archived)

Ah, okay.

So, how do those naked activities sound, eh?

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:31, archived)

ok, stop checking down here

so frequently for me to respond.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:47, archived)

Ricky Martin's the guy that loves to be pissed on.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:24, archived)

aha!

much obliged.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:25, archived)

I love a-ha too.

"Take on Me" is the single greatest song ever.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:27, archived)

I love that video clip.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:35, archived)

I bought... err... downloaded that song just for you.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:14, archived)

is that a PS filter?

CS2 maybe?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:03, archived)

Corel Photo-Paint 12

Yes, I know it's not standard, but I think it's quite powerful

(Now waiting to get laughed at my all those hardcore PS fans)

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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:06, archived)

I only use the gimp

fuck photoshop - it's way too expensive for a stupid amateur like me

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:08, archived)

I am a big adobe fan...

but have yet to purchase one of their products...

shh...don't tell.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 4:09, archived)