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# Awwwwww
that is sooooo cute!!!

My best friend's gonna kill me, I just bought her 3 year old a stand up keyboard with microphone and a drum kit
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:09, archived)
# why
do people always buy other peoples kids noisy presents?

Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Because it's my
position as "Aunty Sue" to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:13, archived)
# I
do it to my brother who has 4 kids and they are all mental.
He takes tablets to remain stable.
I cant help feel partly responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:16, archived)
# My daughter's
non-specific-deity-parent also buys pretty inappropriate presents, though he came round today with a shape sorter for her. It's her fourth (so far...)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:24, archived)
# I love
that phrase!
"Non-specific-deity-parent"

Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:45, archived)
# I used to choose presents for my brother
based on things my step-monster would hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)