That's what my missus is like....
Stare... stare... stare...
'You haven't noticed have you?'
'What?'
'I painted my nails!!!!. Tut...'
(and she says shiny a lot, which is frankly a little disturbing...)
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:27,
archived)