It's late at night
feel my need
to enter the cat
and disgorge my seed

Late last night
My cat miaowed
as she found out
im well endowed

I think you must know
Your cat may squeal
because the injuries caused
will not heal

My cat was fiesty
she did squirm
but my aim was good;
she now wears sperm

she really did suffer
your cat is hurt
it's just not right
and you should have learnt
that there is more to life
than blowing your fat
and getting your thrills
with some poor old cat