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I am a professional apparently, I hate snow and rascism. I changed my email so I had to get a new user name, so this is the old one. You can reach me through gaz.


I do pixel art (badly)



My music is the best in the world and is reflected by my scrobble

I Own Number170385MillionNumbers.com

The Crowning Moment in my B3ta career; Thursday 12.01.2006 for proof click here
The 2nd Crowning moment in my B3ta Career; Monday 29.05.2006 for proof click here


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people have checked this out since 21st October 05

What Flavour Are You? I taste like Menthol.I taste like Menthol.

I am refreshingly different; some people don't appreciate that. My sharp honesty gets up some people's noses, while others really enjoy it. I am something of an acquired taste. What Flavour Are You?

What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Hood.I am a Hood.

I'm a dark horse, mysterious and sinister. People are never quite sure what to think of me, but at least I make them think. What Sort of Hat Are You?

Teh /talk Insomniac Club

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c'est tout

I lied here is my first (image) post

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» Misunderstood

Another one
Moving to Germany with no previous German experience proved fun,

On my first night in the country we down to a bar to try and scope it out, 3 beers later I was feeling the need to empty my bladder, so off I toddle to the bogs.

I get to the door marked "Toiletten" and go in only to be confronted by two more doors, one marked "Herren", and one "Damen".

Me being useless at languages I just saw "Herren" and associated it with hers, so I stepped forward into "Da Mens" to find a women doing her make up.

Cue me stumbling out apologising in the loudest English I could muster
(Mon 10th Oct 2005, 8:26, More)

» Heckles

another one
I was at a student comedy night, with an Aussie compare who was picking on people in the audience. He turns to one person on the front row and asks ' so what is your name sonny', and the reply comes 'Natalie' from this massive Dyke, I have never seen an Aussie embarrassed before and it was funny
(Mon 10th Apr 2006, 7:28, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

the code for a bomb in weatherspoons
is inspector gadget, it was regualrly used by the local nutter, who would charge in shouting it
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 10:22, More)

» Heckles

80's Matchbox B-line Disaster
When I was 17, I was out on the town for my friends 18th.

We toddled off to a fee pubs that served underagers like us, then went to the local rock club for a gig, the gig was 'the 80's Matchbox B-line Disaster, that just rolls off your tongue when you are drunk.

Anyway sometime during the gig I walked up to where my mates wear by the front shouted 'POOFTER EH?' at the front man, just as he finished the track, so everyone heard. This bastard stomped across to where we were standing and cracked me on the head with the microphone, it hurt.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 7:41, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Well here we go.
The most stupid thing I did on drugs was GCSE RE, I got an A

Funniest thing I have done on drugs was smoke wa-a-y too much then drink the bong milk, (seemed like a brilliant idea at the time).

As we finished the milk we one by one whitey-ed. I was the last one to get the bowl so after 5 other stoned adolescents.

When I was done I really didn't want to move so I called over my mates dog, a soppy but stupid labrador mongrel called alfie, and just got him to clean the bowl out. He ate it all, walked 3 steps away and then passed out. He lay there for 6 hours not moving and was incredably groggy when he finally did move.

Also the various stupid student antics like sleeping with a fat bird
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 6:33, More)
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