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[challenge entry] Bush comes out of the closet

Now where were those nukes again Bush?

From the Where Lost Things Go challenge. See all 90 entries (closed)

(Tentative, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:28, archived)
# The USA has 1000's of nukes
I dont think they've ever denied that, so what is your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Now, I hate the thought of sounding like a 4rthurian,
but christ, they move at a rate of knotts don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# these young folk...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# But, rargh,
everyone's buggered off again, but /talk is still sloooooowww.
*looks around hopelessly for something to do*
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
#
thing unsuspecting young male
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:49, archived)
# I assumed it was a nuclear-powered arse dildo
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Naaaah
That's George W Bush.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:52, archived)
# George best is dead?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:30, archived)
# WHALE + THAMES = ZOMG SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Ning!
or... night I guess
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:33, archived)
# yeah whatever!
shit i've got 2 essays that had to be done for yesterday and aaaaaaarghs
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)
# That's prettymuch a login requirement here I think
*Wishes he could get started on that essay...*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Feign illness
I skipped three lessons today for "doctors appointments"
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Don't give them the satisfaction of an excuse
just don't turn up. If you keep meeting their demands for attendance next thing you know they'll be expecting the illness to be *real*.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I have it covered
www.fakingtheaids.com
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# You raise the bar for us all
*Claps*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:47, archived)
# i've not been to school yet this week
and i actually do have the doctors tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I actually did have one apointment,
and so that gives me excuses for the whole day.

Oh yeah, the magic words for any lateness are family emergency
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Look out Ceaser, trechary! Betrayal I sa...
huh, I appear to be late and several thousand miles off course... well *shit*.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:32, archived)
# i heart politics
(I helped save b3ta! tomwaitsfornoman reports reports reports, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:35, archived)