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# isn't it supposed to be the holidays? this seems a bit like work
1. It's a trick question - Birmingham doesn't have a tallest building, thanks to an obscure local bye-law brought in by a councillor in 1985, with a view to preventing pigeons from roosting in what was, at the time, the tallest building.

2. 'Woe unto thee'. Wait, that's more than one word. Err.. cuntmuffins.

3. I''d say beer, but it seems to have rendered me incapable of thinking of a good reason why.

4. dy/d(trousers) = 4. respec'. aiiight.

5. 28mph, given that the acid is on the back of the dog on acid

6. 'Seasons Greetings' seems like a far better non-denominational alternative than 'Happy Holidays' is - it doesn't discriminate against those poor sods who don't have any holidays at this time of year - while it's still giving them some seasonal saluation.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)