*Doesn't want to collect an assault charge*
Tip: Never assault a celebrity in a supermarket with many many CCTV cameras.
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drunkenoaf,
Tue 30 May 2006, 11:16,
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those cctv cameras can be heavy
so just practice assaulting "celebrities" by hitting them with just one security camera, then use two at a time, before you know it, you'll be successfully twatting them with dozens of optical security items.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 30 May 2006, 11:36,
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