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# OI! BUTTON IT YOU SLAG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# You ain't my Dad!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# actually I might be
describe your mother - in detail


*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Well, her name's Dot...
*watches Griffin Saver's manhood detumesce*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# my manhood's not posh enough to detumesce
in fact I'm all done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I HATE YOU!
/plays along
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:07, archived)
# how long before we start snogging furiously?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# when Christopher Reeve learns to walk again?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# I can wait
*puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Could zombie Christopher Reeve walk?
or would he drag himself along the ground?

zombie showjumping horse or zombie wheelchair I reckon

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# dang - that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 18:24, archived)