wow.
have a handful of these:

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Wed 31 May 2006, 12:24,
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Pfffffft
Complimentary nuts
But surely covered in 8 kinds of wee.
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure,
Wed 31 May 2006, 12:31,
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