According
to "Ye Nipplyeografy in a Nutshell", published in 1638, "for a manne to have an extra nypplye in the middyle of his cheste is a signe of the returne of the Darke Lord". Hasn't happened yet
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:33,
archived)
actually, it probably
happened on tuesday, it just hasn't been reported yet
(
MasterOfStoats,
Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:35,
archived)