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[challenge entry] Q: What has four legs and goes 'miaow'?
A: A frozen dog on a tablesaw.


1989x1416 res - sorry I couldn't quite make full size: my camera setting doesn't go that high!

From the Sick Joke Book - Final Entries challenge. See all 39 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I really can't get that to 'work' in my head
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't
Was that a joke or do you genuinely not get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I can't imagine a saw cutting a frozen dog would make that kinda sound.
Maybe i'm not using my imagination enough.

EDIT: How rude of me! woo to the ace drawing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Haha, cheers!
But it's the noise any powersaw makes when it cuts through something tough - that high-pitched grinding noise, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# It's all in the spelling
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOWW!

Is more phonetically correct I believe

;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Yup :)
Board's moving a bit fast, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:16, archived)
# haha
cool drawing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:10, archived)