A Tramp Asks a Man for $2
The man says, 'Will you buy booze?' The tramp says, 'No.' The man says, 'Will you gamble it away?' The tramp says, 'No.'
So the man says, 'Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?'
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gaijintendo Regular Member,
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