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# he would have to buy you at least 2 dinners then
the guy used to live further away from my parents, but had to move closer to town as he couldn't get on the bus anymore because he was too large.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# he now goes to town on a forklift?
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# no
the forklift is his fork

you should see the spoon!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# no
he can only go to asda, and they have to move stuff out of the way for him because his charriot is too big to go round the shop properly
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# let me guess he has a glandular problem?
ie: the only problem with his gland is he can't stuff enough food into it quick enough

mind you I'm a fat batsard too, but I walk places I want to go, damn it!
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I don't know
I don't speak to him, but he has deffinately got bigger since they gave him the charriot. he used to walk places (well he had to because he wasn't allowed on the bus)
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lol
"Get off my bus! You is too festively plump!"
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)