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[challenge entry] One you definately wouldn't have seen in the 80's


Apologies for crapness!!

From the Transformers That Were Never Made challenge. See all 175 entries (closed)

(jidler changed his name on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Defin-a-tely!
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Apology not excepted!
You must now mown my garden for a week.

You get a woo first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)
# your garden is crap
the pond is dirty
the weeds are overgrown
the crazy paving is far too conservative
and i have a slug chewing on my shoe
/mown mown mown
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Hehehe
mown
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Mowning while moaning and groaning
/whips
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# into shape
/yogart
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)
# m0wnd
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *mowns in Solidhart's garden*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Can you do my back yard
while you're at it please.

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(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha
I only thought you got those when you were too fat to walk!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:51, archived)
# US sales figures topped £84 billion last year alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)
# figures would have been higher
if it hadn't been for the introduction of the
remote controlled fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)
# The figures won't be higher
because they will all die in traffic accident for crossing the road slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Indeed,
It is tempting when you see one of the 30 stone heffers riding around on them so tell them that is they walked they might lose some of that weight and get fitter and healthier.

And I speak as a lazy FB who's trying to sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)
# even more when they started
their 'Free burger with each trolley' campaign . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# there is a guy who lives near my parents who go one because he was too fat to walk.
then he stopped walking and got fatter, and got too fat for his charriot. Now he has some imported american chariot with loads of extra support and wide tyres. Think of a battery opperated quad bike, but without the need to lift a leg over the seat in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)
# this country needs a fat tax
everyone over 16 stone should be forced to
buy me dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)
# amen to that brother!
I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Oi!
make it 20 and I'm in!

/17st+ blog
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha!!
*chews teh fat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# he would have to buy you at least 2 dinners then
the guy used to live further away from my parents, but had to move closer to town as he couldn't get on the bus anymore because he was too large.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# he now goes to town on a forklift?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# no
the forklift is his fork

you should see the spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# no
he can only go to asda, and they have to move stuff out of the way for him because his charriot is too big to go round the shop properly
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# let me guess he has a glandular problem?
ie: the only problem with his gland is he can't stuff enough food into it quick enough

mind you I'm a fat batsard too, but I walk places I want to go, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I don't know
I don't speak to him, but he has deffinately got bigger since they gave him the charriot. he used to walk places (well he had to because he wasn't allowed on the bus)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lol
"Get off my bus! You is too festively plump!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *desperately tries to gain weight*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)
# you don't have to be over 16 stone to buy me dinner handsome :D
*flutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Out of their own flesh.
I'll take the meat from the waist part.
(I helped save b3ta! Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# i like a lil rump
but will settle for a large one :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)