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# got xrayed by a fat nurse once.
her uniform was taut as taut could be.
Gave me the horn.
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I have fat nurse porn
The lad keeps trying to buy big natural boobies porn, but keeps coming home with big fat women porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Do us a copy!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Oh I don't know how
I think it's on one called 'Nature's Breast'. It's not very good porn, VERY low budget. Which is good in a kind of 'amateur grot' sort of way. But I'd rather watch Cathy Barry taking it up her west country bumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Ha ha
I used to live just up the road from her in Bristol, I used to see her in ASDA!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:15, archived)
# She's our favourite porn star ever.
Her best line (and I am quoting) - 'Ooooh, int you got a big plunger, and I don't mean that one'

God she rocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:20, archived)
# One of her films is called Secret Sex Garden or something
Its filmed in her back garden and you can see ASDA in the background....how I larfed and wanked
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:22, archived)
# :D I shall watch out for it
I've only got her diaries- volume 3 I think. With Pete Le Meat in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:31, archived)