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# where's the surprise that it's a shit movie
a competent enough b-movie actioner no doubt, but never bad/mad enough to meet expectations. Cheese-fan hype & desire surrounding SOAMFP meme gone way beyond a level it could ever achieve.
Telekinetic dragons on a muthafuckin spaceship fought by an army of Chuck Norris in zero g with in fight catering by Nigella Lawson in a titanium lame body stocking, that is what you want and you ain't never gonna git, suckahz!

Oh and vrw00m! to that plane piccie what is Triffic.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:37, archived)
# mmnnnnnnnnnn Nigella
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:48, archived)
# See, I know the market
I'll ditch this bitch and pitch the sitch, muthafucker
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)