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[challenge entry] Sooty's Autobiography

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(eyes, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# that's Sweep
you cock
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahahhah
*gasps*

hahahhaha
(eyes, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *sweeps cock*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *brushes arse*
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# God knows what you may uncover there!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# you've gotta be innit to winnit.
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Sooty was completely silent.
/pedant

woo to gag though!

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yeah
the kazoo was sweep's chosen method of communication.
I reiterate:

you cock
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# in fact, it is more of a squeaker than a kazoo,
but I concur with your point, my friend.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# The hand puppet toy you could buy had a squeaker inside
but the one on TV was voiced with a Kazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:28, archived)
# LOL
"chosen method of communication"

they're ****ing puppets!!!
(eyes, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# NO THEY WEREN'T
you've just raped my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:21, archived)
# And my manhood
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)
# and
little red riding hood
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:24, archived)
# duh
He's broken his silence
(eyes, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:19, archived)
# just own up
that you got a bit confused :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:20, archived)
# *climbs up the walls*
Smears the word SHIT in poo on them
(eyes, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:22, archived)
# just say it:
" I thought it was sooty that squeaked"





and

"I'm a gayer"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:23, archived)
# (or made a non-squeaky kazoo sound)
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:25, archived)
# don't confuse him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)