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# Anyone else
Watching Channel 4? Some weird film on about people who get off on car crashes.

Bit o lite pron
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)
# That's a David Cronenburg Film
He did Videodrome which is even stranger. He's done lots of cool stuff actually.

Based on a book by J.G. Ballard i think - Crash.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)
# yeah its ballard
of empire of the sun fame.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes !
CARSH, David Cronenburg, class. Keep wathcing it get weirder from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Heres some funny
links as well. Comedy Pron sites.
display
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)
# For a while I thought
Si_W was short for Simon Wicks. OOh that's an odd position (C4)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:55, archived)
# I know
I thought someone was trying to be for a bit. Thought some peopel might get confused, hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Nah, this is me.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:01, archived)
# and that's him...
above me.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:02, archived)
# Only one of you has shagged Cindy Beale
What am i saying, EVERYONE has.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:03, archived)
# Christ!
That reference is so old even ppl who are watching on UK Gold won't get it.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)
# Dont know
Just me i think
There i am.
hahahaha
Here
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:04, archived)
# you look like
nick berry.

or is that a joke i have missed?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:07, archived)
# Nick Berry
Played Simon Wicks in Eastenders, years ago. People always take the piss out of me for having the same name as the twat
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
if i had known, i would too.

i will now.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:10, archived)
# Noooooooooooo
What have i done. I got a few piss takes when i fist came to the board. Now its gonna start all over again. People were saying 'is that your real name' Yes it is my real name. Its not my fault. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:12, archived)
# nyer nyer nyer
nick bery nyer nyer nyer
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:14, archived)
# oi mike
leave simon alone you big meany or ill tell my mum on you
(inconvenient intervener, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)
# You have been missing out.....
on the mental image for so long ! I think everybody has been so refined. Up until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Mike
Simon Wicks

Played By: Nick Berry
First Appearance: 8/10/85
Last Appearance: 27/12/90
Best Moment: Getting attention from so many women.


(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:11, archived)
# there should be a tv show
only starring people with food as last names. nick berry, jason orange, richard bacon...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)
# and zoe balls.
i'm stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Jack Lemmon
Fiona Apple, Mr. Bean.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:15, archived)
# brilliant.
Fatboy Skim Milk? William of Orange? Alexander the Grape? John Lemon? Vladimir Ilyavich Lemon? Cap-rice? Jennifer lo-Pez?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)
# and tim curry.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)
# Search for a surname
Here
was trying to find people with fruit surnames.
I found Willie Willie
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)
# sugar puff daddy
Kurt cobean? Gravy Jones? Harrison (smorgas)Bord? Mark Lamarmalade?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Fred Starburst (Durst, twat)
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:23, archived)
# kelly bone(less fish fillet)s
fucking hell.

slimi(ng low-fat yoghurt) hendrix
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)
# they dont have my surname
but they do have Rambo. hee hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:24, archived)
# Well the film is finished now
I thought it was quite weird.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Nice end scene.....
That happens to me on a daily basis mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)
# You know far to many
Names to change into things, i was stuck for one, and it was a shit one
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)
# quentin taranbeano
bridget flanda
samuel l snap, pop and crackson
spamela anderson
matt bacon
ben affchex
alan twixman
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:30, archived)
# grilled smith
tommy lee boneless chicken
billie joe farmeggsstrong
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)
# Not every day i go to a page that has this hyperlink on it
Browse the WILLE list

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Ahh how freudian
I read that as WILLIE right up until i'd clicked the 'post' button. Then I instantly realised my mistake.



Gotta love when that happens.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:29, archived)
# i did that too
but then i am probably a latent homosexual.

according to the gay-o-meter i am 43% gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Ive Started
Quite a long thread here. Yay and woo for me. No one normally replies to my posts
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)
# simon twix
anne sugarmouse
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:33, archived)
# David 7 Victoria BakedHam
I Can't BillOddie It's Not Butter.
BeaTwix Potter.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:39, archived)
# Yes_we_made_it _off_of _the_side_of_the_page
Huzza ! Catherine Zeta Scones just to make the post valid.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:43, archived)
# I dont know any
But i just wanted a post to be off the side of the page so yay and woo
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:51, archived)
# Every loser wins.....
Once the game begins....
Fate holds the key...
You wait and see....
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:08, archived)
# crash innit?
david cronenberg film? james spader? very controversial film, worth watching if only for that and the porny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)