A bass player goes to bass guitar school......and in the first week he learns 'dum-dum-dum-dum-dum'.
Second week, he learns 'dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum'.
Then he disappears. 18 months later the teacher sees him in the pub and says 'Are you okay? You haven't been to the lessons!'
And he replies 'No, sorry - I've been on tour'
Badum TISH!
Thangyou, thangyou, I'm here all week. Don't forget to buy a raffle ticket!
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Second week, he learns 'dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum'.
Then he disappears. 18 months later the teacher sees him in the pub and says 'Are you okay? You haven't been to the lessons!'
And he replies 'No, sorry - I've been on tour'
Badum TISH!
Thangyou, thangyou, I'm here all week. Don't forget to buy a raffle ticket!
