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[challenge entry] what the marketing men are really saying.........

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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# heh
I dunno how people afford those cars
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:33, archived)
# nor do I and yet......
there is one in Rostrevor.

around £350,000 I think he paid for it

and more than one or two other expensive thingys about here.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)
# ... 350K for a car? in NORN IRN?

let`s play spot the local drug dealer!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:40, archived)
# alas no.... he is a property dealer.
this place is like the gold coast.... council flat in a grotty area, £90,000 to buy a flat on the shore in Rostrevor is silly money


www.mourneproperties.co.uk/view.php

have a look through that, there is a house in carrickbawn for over £130,000 and its a shit hole!

edit
oh and check out 1 killowen old road...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:43, archived)
# what the fuck?
when did "over thonder" become so expensive?

/flat hunting.. saving up an arm and a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# woo!
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HACK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# yes
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(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:16, archived)
# thank god
you'll never read this, as it's gone off the main page
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:18, archived)
# started about 5 years ago, when people realised that with the new road
going to newry, and all the other changes, that property around the city would be silly money, so they went east about 6 to 8 miles from the city.

and thats where we live. its getting bad all over the place, I cannot afford to move. (I do live in a good area though so I really don't have to, but if I wanted to i would be stuck)



edit:


hahahhahaah!!! we broke it!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)