"HELLO MY NAME IS ROSS PETROT"
"ROSS, MY NAME IS GEORGE, YOUR TIT EARS HAVE GIVEN ME AN ERECTION"
"WHAT? SORRY I DO NOT SWING THAT WAY. MY SWING IS BROKEN".
"MAY I PLEASE EAR-RAPE YOU"
"OKAY, YOU CAN BECAUSE YOU ASKED SO POLITELY".L A T E R
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"OH YES!" "UHHH" "MMM...OH GOD!" "YES YES YES!"
T H E E N D

I AM PROFESSOR CHIKE AND I AM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TRACTOR SAFETY, IN KENTUCKY.
DID YOU OVERTURN THE TRACTOR?