

If only I'd known, I'd have had even more drugs and sex than I did anyway.

But i didn't celebrate it, as i've just moved to france and no one knew :(
Now i'm kinda sad that i missed it
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:59,
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Now i'm kinda sad that i missed it

That look on his chubby wee face just says it all.
"WHERE'S THE GODDAMN STRIPPER?!"

His first moment of disappointment.
Mine was the first time I bit into a crunchie bar and my clothes didn't turn into a windsurfer.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:23,
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Mine was the first time I bit into a crunchie bar and my clothes didn't turn into a windsurfer.

It's my birthday tomorrow. I share it with Freddy Mercury and Tom Cruise.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:00,
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the same day as Voltaire, René Magritte, and Coleman Hawkins..
but also Harold Ramis, Goldie Hawn, and Björk.

I've got HG Wells, Chuck Jones, Jay Ward, Leonard Cohen, Stephen King, Bill Murray, Ethan Cohen, and Ricki Lake.
No complaints other than Luke Wilson and it being the day Benedict Arnold betrayed America to the British.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:14,
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No complaints other than Luke Wilson and it being the day Benedict Arnold betrayed America to the British.