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# My mum was sat on the toilet when she found out that Diana had died,
as I screamed it through the bathroom door. I just remember being awfully pissed because there were no cartoons on telly.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I was hung over in this bird's house
Having just fucked the house-owner's sister on her living room sofa.

The house-owner runs in shouting "Omg, Di's dead, omg....what are you two doing?"

Oops.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)