My mum was sat on the toilet when she found out that Diana had died,
as I screamed it through the bathroom door. I just remember being awfully pissed because there were no cartoons on telly.
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Fluffy elephants,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34,
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I was hung over in this bird's house
Having just fucked the house-owner's sister on her living room sofa.
The house-owner runs in shouting "Omg, Di's dead, omg....what are you two doing?"
Oops.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:45,
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