
First thing I did when I got up was look at the news... Next thing I did was check on here to see if anyone had shopped it... :)
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:09,
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b3ta: the home of the real news
*takes off hat*
*salutes*
*spluffs in hat*
*puts hat back on*
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:23,
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*takes off hat*
*salutes*
*spluffs in hat*
*puts hat back on*

... oh my God! It's like Diana, but with someone interesting and cool.
(And thanks again, b3ta. First for my breaking news everytime!)
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:25,
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(And thanks again, b3ta. First for my breaking news everytime!)

First thing I said to one of the guys I have a lift to work with this morning.
"I remember where I was when Diana died. And I now know where I was when Irwin followed."
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31,
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"I remember where I was when Diana died. And I now know where I was when Irwin followed."

as I screamed it through the bathroom door. I just remember being awfully pissed because there were no cartoons on telly.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34,
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Having just fucked the house-owner's sister on her living room sofa.
The house-owner runs in shouting "Omg, Di's dead, omg....what are you two doing?"
Oops.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:45,
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The house-owner runs in shouting "Omg, Di's dead, omg....what are you two doing?"
Oops.

and then was some what disappointed to see it was by a stingray. Always thought it would be a crocodile to finish him off. And I was expecting it to be gory. And captured on video.
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31,
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