A Gift of Diarerra maybe
A croc would have been to obvious.
Persoanlly, I'd have gone with a rhino.
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I can see the headlines now
"Man raped by rhino in London Underground, Rhino pleads insanity"
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 9:38,
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