Well...
1) Open up phone with hammer
2) Prise off speaker with dirty, over-long, chipped fingernails
3) Place speaker in mouth and chew whilst screaming 'Kazbath the demon is coming and wants to do mine ironing!'
4)..
5) Profit
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wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:54,
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