Bagpuss!
I'm sure there was a story about one of these on Bagpuss - what was it's name???
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Father_Ted Drink!,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:26,
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It was a fucking haggis
and it killed Steve Irwin with its chanter-like cock.
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:45,
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