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# another picture of my biro eating friend
this *proves* he exists
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:41, archived)
# good eating on one of those
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# COCKMONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Oh. I can tell from this angle
that it is George Bush. That's another mystery solved by me and my pet carp.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Grand!
what is it? is it a shaved mole?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:43, archived)
# It really is looking like a cock that has decided to evolve independently of humans to me :/

/fear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# i think it may be a pokemon
can't remember the name of it tho.
[edit] Drowsee
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# FLACIDCOCKOSAUR
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# well I was flicking channels
and I heard one say "Vulvasaur" ... I thought it was a kids show!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
#
flicking channels looking for porn
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# not quite ...
I know where the porn channels are, and so don't have to look very far!

If you're going to be a pervert ... do it properly!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
did it look like a walking genital wart?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:56, archived)
# strangely ... yes
*starts to think this may not have been pokemon, but some sick channel watched by 4dam*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:59, archived)
# *Doesn't want to dissapoint, but*
It's Bulbasaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:19, archived)
# A species that was wiped out
due to its poor ability to reproduce
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:50, archived)
# it's too small to be a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# gently at first then with ever increasing velocity
until it's sick.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i want one!
it looks ace. where can i find one?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *tickles under the chin*
he's a cutie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *watches cockmonster grow*
Watch out for him spitting at you!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
I need to know if I should fight it, eat it, run away from it or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:45, archived)
# if you can't eat it
shag it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I pity the man that can
shag that without splitting it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# kill it now
while you still can.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Actually it kinda looks like
Renee Zelwiegher or however you spell her last name.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Bagpuss!
I'm sure there was a story about one of these on Bagpuss - what was it's name???
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:26, archived)
# It was a fucking haggis
and it killed Steve Irwin with its chanter-like cock.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:45, archived)