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[challenge entry] will 'shop Gort pics for clean, professional ladies



*edit* kiss my seams you mutha/

From the Aliens on Earth challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I do have a smashing blouse on, actually
Well, a smashing jumper. It's see through and angora. Obviously I have a vest on under it.

I think I'm going to move to Scotland when I'm older. I want the accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# What happened
to the Ripped Shirt?

I was having a great morning thinking about that...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Pirates have to dress differently when they're in the good ship Office
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Fair Point
We have to maintain standards, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# now you're just trying to get a rise out of me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Ah, I'm only playing.
I am actually wearing a transparent jumper with a vest underneath though. I bought it at TK Maxx last weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# can you twiddle your nips through it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I suppose I could.
I won't though. Jane's very easily shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# who's Jane
is she your mousy librarian-type office mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# She is, actually
She's 59 and wears a lot of pink. She's lovely though. She sits next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
that one made me chuckle
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What else have they got?
(No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha...
back off alien freak!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# *puts on coat and buttons it all the way up*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
This made me laugh somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)