This looks like a job for
WD40, the magic pixie dust of a mechanics toolbox.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:21,
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Three-in-one
lube of choice for perves
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:22,
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I prefer LARD
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:24,
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LARD. The fat bird's friend
when he just can't be bothered with foreplay
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:25,
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it's all good!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:26,
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LARD. Scrape it back out of your love tunnel
Nothing says thankyou better than a nice fried breakfast for the morning after the night before
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:29,
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mmm, with black pudding
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:33,
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bring your own blood
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Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU,
Wed 18 Oct 2006, 15:55,
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