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# Dear Rimmer...
Your mother calls you Rimmer?!...I regret to inform you your father is dad. Well of course he is! OH! It's dead! Your father is dead Rimmer.... oh. Sorry mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# oh dear
red dwarf quotes.
minus 10 points for nerdacity
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I am nothing but a wee stoner... sorry monty
I take it it's divorce time then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)
# 'fraid so
but I reserve the right for a "drunken reconcilitation fuck" attempt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)
# You used to love me for my love of box sets.
:-(


I'm so ronery...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Blimey, I must go watch that one again!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# He
passed away peacefully in his Jeep.....Sleep!!
(Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)