Oh dear.She's beastly. She's the kind of woman who would talk like a porn actress while you were 'making love'.
Touch my this, suck my such and such.. something all over my whatever.
/partridge
My missus Someone who I know's girlfriend tried that recently and I he just burst out laughing and finished himself off with a slice of bacon that had been left out by mistake and half a melon in the toilet.
(Touch my this, suck my such and such.. something all over my whatever.
/partridge
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:17,
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So I did.My life is just a list of faux pas.
At the moment my workplace is full of Japanese people. I was talking to someone the other day and I decided that I would email him a message sequence diagram rather than drawing it from scratch.
"What's your email address?"
"R dot"
"Ok. R dot..."
"No, no, R, not R" *leans over and hits L*
On the upside, I am now called Bingowings San.
(At the moment my workplace is full of Japanese people. I was talking to someone the other day and I decided that I would email him a message sequence diagram rather than drawing it from scratch.
"What's your email address?"
"R dot"
"Ok. R dot..."
"No, no, R, not R" *leans over and hits L*
On the upside, I am now called Bingowings San.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:49,
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