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# Agreed
Maybe with a bit of Dominion Tank Police
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Infact
Kat + Scarlet in this pose (maybe someday)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Best box-art ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Do it!
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Blimey, that takes me back (about 12 years)
I borrowed the first 5 videos - I remember there were these phallic 'mines' laid that popped up to roll tanks onto their backs. They were called cockus-errectus (or similar).

I cant remember A-Level Biology but I can remember that, sheeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Oh wow!
I completely forgot about those!
Giant rubber cock mines that inflate and flip tanks over. Good times...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# If only real war was like that
News Report "Today in Basra, two British Soldiers were slightly bemused when their warrior tank was flipped over by a giant rubber cock..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Interesting...
how about smaller, anti-personel, inflatable rubber cocks?

*watches tv for news of controlled explosions on Ann Summers stores*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# "I got bad news Sarge"
"GI Jane set off one of those big black ones...it took the medics hours just to get the smile off her face...war is hell..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)