I once knew..
of a bloke who asked (in all seriousness) a poundshop assistant how much something cost.
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Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24,
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I have a friend...
who ALWAYS does it......
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paranoiaman,
Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:30,
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