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# I feel compelled
to stab it in the eye with a spork and make all the eye juice spurt out

then I burn it in the traditional country style, and serve with raddishes and red wine
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# really?
I'd settle with burying it upside down at the crossroads at midnight
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# we can do both of those fun things
in any order
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# dinner and a show?
yes!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# you set up the dinner table
I'll round up the angry townsfolk
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 1:48, archived)