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# Just because I can't code such a warrant generator myself...


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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:22, archived)
# That's interesting - I flew interstate a week or so ago and did the whole online check-in thing.
Long story short, I wasn't sure if it had worked so I tried it again. It emailed me two different boarding passes for two seats, next to each other.

It was a packed out flight and I had an empty seat next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:27, archived)
# !
You should've come back out and checked in twice....!

EDIT: I just discovered the ignore button no longer leaves a big pink band across the page. Cool.
EDIT2: Not for you Gronky...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:28, archived)
# I kind of felt a bit guilty - minimise emissions and all that. I don't think I'll try it again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:32, archived)
# Its not for me is it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I like to ignore myself sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:43, archived)
# One time I went to the market, and I bougt some soda, and the man at the cash register was bald and he had a bad comeover and he was wearing big thick glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Was his name Rupert? I think I know that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:31, archived)
# I dont remember. There was something covering his name tag, but I can assure you, it started with the letter R.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:32, archived)
# Did he smell a bit like cheese and peanuts? That's the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I had a cold, and my nostils where blocked up.
Though what little I did smell, reminded me of peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:35, archived)
# How is old Rupert? Does he remember that time Auntie Nora fell in the swimming pool?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:41, archived)
# I don't know, he had a stroke shortly after I left the store, I heard about it on Local News Channel number.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:44, archived)
# Good. He was a fucking cunt and deserved to die.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:47, archived)