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# tip
slip a chocolate button between your girl's arse cheeks as she sleeps
when she wakes, the chocolate will have melted, and she'll think she's shat herself
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Cack joke time?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# For added effect
do the above then smear chocolate round your own mouth and lie there pretending to be asleep with a big smile on your face.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Pure genius!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Heh!
I've been trying not to ask, but... urethral reroute? Is that something to do with the Prince's Wand thing you were talking about the other day?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Ha
i'll remember that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)