tip
slip a chocolate button between your girl's arse cheeks as she sleeps
when she wakes, the chocolate will have melted, and she'll think she's shat herself
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when she wakes, the chocolate will have melted, and she'll think she's shat herself
For added effect
do the above then smear chocolate round your own mouth and lie there pretending to be asleep with a big smile on your face.
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