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# OMG WHY DON'T EVERYONE LEGALISE IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:15, archived)
# I NEED A BUTLER TO FEED ME CARAMEL CORN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)
# don't you hate it when your butler finds out he has cancer
and you have to poach your own salmon in the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:22, archived)
# MY CHEF DOES THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:24, archived)
# mine did that
until I accidentally raped his wife. Let me explain, I tripped over some brogues in the hallway, and landed with my cock up her.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:31, archived)
# That happened to a friend of mine, but I'm pretty sure he was just lying to get out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:32, archived)
# IT'S WORSE WHEN...
he tells ya he got the cancer from poachin' yer salmon...nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more, say no more
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:27, archived)
# I BUGGER MY BUTLER, BY WHICH I MEAN THAT I PUT MY PENIS IN HIS ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:29, archived)