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blog | Facebook | picture gallery | twitter
OR email me: downonthefarm at gmail dot com

Recent front page messages:

Some American political discourse

(Thu 31st Mar 2016, 12:38, More)

Coming soon to a hospital near you

Facebook | Products and things
(Thu 9th Apr 2015, 15:57, More)

More Nigel Farage

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| My Facebook page has new Nigels every Friday
(Fri 30th Jan 2015, 9:23, More)


gallery | blog
(Fri 7th Feb 2014, 13:47, More)

Hey kids, it's Top Trumps time!

(Tue 8th Nov 2011, 9:06, More)

Coming to Channel Five this autumn

arty doings
(Thu 18th Aug 2011, 13:35, More)

It's never too late to learn

if everyone wishes really hard maybe one day I'll update my SITE
(Mon 11th Jul 2011, 12:20, More)

I ain't afraid of no sloths

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| My gallery | I have some new pictures for sale, too!
(Wed 27th Apr 2011, 11:44, More)


my blimmin website
(Mon 25th Oct 2010, 10:29, More)

Yes Terry, it's all go here

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| read my blog and learn things
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 10:56, More)

There might also be one in your shoe

My blog is frequently cited in Parliamentary debates | I have some pictures for sale too
(Tue 17th Feb 2009, 10:21, More)


Click for bigger (99KB) | read my blog to be happier
(Wed 1st Oct 2008, 11:20, More)

And now, with the weather, Bull Giles

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(Thu 7th Feb 2008, 9:42, More)

More high-jinx with Messrs. Huntley and Cooper*

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| Buy really good pictures

* Allegedly
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 16:24, More)

what a lovely day it has been today

my gallery | buy my things!
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 19:58, More)

that dog
never liked him

(Wed 10th Nov 2004, 19:11, More)

telecommunications explained


edit: thank you everyone :)
(Fri 26th Mar 2004, 12:00, More)

in preparation for St. Patrick's Day
I give you, paint-by-numbers

(Tue 16th Mar 2004, 13:22, More)

OK, I realise now it's probably just false perspective
but imagine how funny this would have been if it were real

(Sat 28th Feb 2004, 13:50, More)

it's the 25th annual RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch this weekend
here are my findings:

(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)

How rhinos settle their disputes

a quick picture, and a question: I'm going to donate a cartoon for the raffle...any idea as to which bloody one I should frame up and so on? For the sake of amnesiacs, there are all of my FP'ed cartoons in my profile
(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 9:19, More)

How museums get their dinosaurs

morning all
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 9:57, More)

home improvements:

(Fri 16th Jan 2004, 10:18, More)

Munch's follow up painting to 'The Cheesy Grin'
was better received

(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 9:39, More)

Father Christmas captured by Americans

first FP for a while. Thanky kindly! I shall treat it as an early Christmas present
(Wed 17th Dec 2003, 16:41, More)

Have a cartoon...
Where zoos buy their hippos

(Fri 28th Nov 2003, 21:28, More)

During the harsh winter months
I always like to leave some food out for them

(Mon 24th Nov 2003, 19:06, More)

last one for the morning...

then I must go and draw more, bathe and cook cheese
(Wed 19th Nov 2003, 11:05, More)


bit of a long one this morning
(Wed 19th Nov 2003, 9:37, More)

Before Christmas begins
let's pay tribute to the quality assessment team who give their time to ensure we'll all enjoy ourselves

(Tue 18th Nov 2003, 11:53, More)

(He forgot his keys)

(Fri 14th Nov 2003, 11:00, More)

Bayeux Tapestry off-cuts

(Tue 11th Nov 2003, 15:58, More)

Pay attention, 007...

(Sat 8th Nov 2003, 14:35, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Obscure Memorabilia

I rifle through graves
looking for parts to build and reanimate a human being, so I have Thora Hird's spleen.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:45, More)

» Shoddy Presents

I'm pretty sure
last year at Christmas I received a free gift from a packet of Rice Krispies from my nan. In fact, I'm sure I did. She wrapped it up and everything. I was 23. I think she may well have lost her marbles completely. Having spoken to her last week merely confirms this.

It's not so much a case that it's the thought that counts, I wonder if she even knows she did it. It's a wonder she doesn't piss herself. More often.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:06, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why do you wrap hamsters in carpet tape?

so they won't split when you fuck them.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:36, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

Happy birthday b3ta
You are the best thing I ever did. Cop a load of this, and bask in your magnificence.

(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:32, More)

» The Onosecond

I want to lick your cock all over, big boy.

(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:48, More)
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