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# How about I just draw them for you and you donate millions to me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Its a win-win situation!
Do you accept Somerset Militia bank notes?

Theyre not legal tender...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# NO, I WILL EXTRACT A MILLION PUNDS OF FLESH IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL. WE HAD A WRITTEN AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No we dont, there is no contract without consideration.
I may have a "Constructive Obligation", but thats really a matter for the courts to decide.

Edit: but the Speccy icon is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING COURT. GIVE ME MY MONAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Ok, Ok,
But to transfer the millions of pounds into your account I need a transfer of £2000 to, er, verify the account.

Bank AC No: 12345678
Sort Code: 102030
Branch Address: Nigeria

Please mark transfer "Hes doing it, hes doing it, I cant believe hes doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I cant draw
So as a compromise I can wave my penis at passing traffic for a couple of quid
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Only if you shout my name while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)