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# *tich* Paddies...

I'm Irish by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# *prod*
*prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod*
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# was that deliberate?
prodistance?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Starts singing from Monty Python
"Every sperm is sacred!"
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# i was in a pub in ireland quite a few years ago
and i got asked for a donation to 'the cause', being a bit tiddled i asked what charity it was for and when the reply 'it's for the cause' came back i looked blankly at them and said 'nah, it's alright'.

my friend then told me what 'the cause' was.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I would have said 'after several albums you would have thought they had plenty of money by now'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# That
made me laugh far more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# To liberate
some Michael Collins DVDs from the bargain bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I hope you used your best English accent when saying that!
I also hope (sincerely this time) that you still have your kneecaps...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes, it was said in my best mockney accent
and my knees are still intact, i expect they thought i was to dumb to bother with.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# what's
"the cause" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Cause
they wanted his money
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ah...
My mind has failed to work today.



also I nutted some girl on a dancefloor years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# It's the IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# the real one?
or the fake one?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# The I Can't Believe It's Not The IRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# was she alright, or was it a case of you never saw her again too find out if she was ok
simon bates, love story, if yo were that person, or know that person, get in touch.

*violin music*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY ICON IN LINE WITH MY USERNAME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# None of them are
look at the old ones
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I can see many on my screen right now that fit. This keyboard is too high, as is the space invader, IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# The only real response I can come up with involves playing "poison" by Bel Biv Devoe to you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# pitched up by 67%? God I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Just because it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# your shift work
sets it askew
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I dont know
But its brilliant!

Do a C64 and an Amiga icon for B3ta and I guarantee* to donate millions to the website.




*Please note: this is not a guarantee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# How about I just draw them for you and you donate millions to me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Its a win-win situation!
Do you accept Somerset Militia bank notes?

Theyre not legal tender...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# NO, I WILL EXTRACT A MILLION PUNDS OF FLESH IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL. WE HAD A WRITTEN AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No we dont, there is no contract without consideration.
I may have a "Constructive Obligation", but thats really a matter for the courts to decide.

Edit: but the Speccy icon is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING COURT. GIVE ME MY MONAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Ok, Ok,
But to transfer the millions of pounds into your account I need a transfer of £2000 to, er, verify the account.

Bank AC No: 12345678
Sort Code: 102030
Branch Address: Nigeria

Please mark transfer "Hes doing it, hes doing it, I cant believe hes doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I cant draw
So as a compromise I can wave my penis at passing traffic for a couple of quid
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Only if you shout my name while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# you spelled protestant wrong
woo the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)