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# *tich* Paddies...

I'm Irish by the way...
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# *prod*
*prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod* *prod*
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# was that deliberate?
prodistance?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Starts singing from Monty Python
"Every sperm is sacred!"
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# i was in a pub in ireland quite a few years ago
and i got asked for a donation to 'the cause', being a bit tiddled i asked what charity it was for and when the reply 'it's for the cause' came back i looked blankly at them and said 'nah, it's alright'.

my friend then told me what 'the cause' was.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I would have said 'after several albums you would have thought they had plenty of money by now'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# That
made me laugh far more than it should have
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# To liberate
some Michael Collins DVDs from the bargain bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I hope you used your best English accent when saying that!
I also hope (sincerely this time) that you still have your kneecaps...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes, it was said in my best mockney accent
and my knees are still intact, i expect they thought i was to dumb to bother with.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# what's
"the cause" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Cause
they wanted his money
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ah...
My mind has failed to work today.



also I nutted some girl on a dancefloor years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# It's the IRA
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# the real one?
or the fake one?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# The I Can't Believe It's Not The IRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# was she alright, or was it a case of you never saw her again too find out if she was ok
simon bates, love story, if yo were that person, or know that person, get in touch.

*violin music*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY ICON IN LINE WITH MY USERNAME?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# None of them are
look at the old ones
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I can see many on my screen right now that fit. This keyboard is too high, as is the space invader, IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# The only real response I can come up with involves playing "poison" by Bel Biv Devoe to you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# pitched up by 67%? God I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Just because it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# your shift work
sets it askew
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I dont know
But its brilliant!

Do a C64 and an Amiga icon for B3ta and I guarantee* to donate millions to the website.




*Please note: this is not a guarantee
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# How about I just draw them for you and you donate millions to me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Its a win-win situation!
Do you accept Somerset Militia bank notes?

Theyre not legal tender...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# NO, I WILL EXTRACT A MILLION PUNDS OF FLESH IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL. WE HAD A WRITTEN AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No we dont, there is no contract without consideration.
I may have a "Constructive Obligation", but thats really a matter for the courts to decide.

Edit: but the Speccy icon is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I AM THE FUCKING COURT. GIVE ME MY MONAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Ok, Ok,
But to transfer the millions of pounds into your account I need a transfer of £2000 to, er, verify the account.

Bank AC No: 12345678
Sort Code: 102030
Branch Address: Nigeria

Please mark transfer "Hes doing it, hes doing it, I cant believe hes doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I cant draw
So as a compromise I can wave my penis at passing traffic for a couple of quid
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Only if you shout my name while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# you spelled protestant wrong
woo the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)